国外也有段子手:没什么是一场拳击解决不了的,如果有就两场

  • 2020年01月24日 07:06
  • 来源:懂球帝
  • 作者:足球直播网_足球比分_英超直播_世界杯直播_欧洲杯直播

近期国际足坛大事新鲜事不断,“世一教”巴尔韦德下课,史上积分最悬殊“双红会”...juanmaaa10(吃瓜球迷):干脆安排一场三德子 vs 拉伊奥拉的拳击赛,一了百了。...

小伙伴们久违了,在新春佳节即将来临之际,“国外也有段子手”栏目也迎来了最新的一期!近期国际足坛大事新鲜事不断,“世一教”巴尔韦德下课,史上积分最悬殊“双红会”,大佬伊布重回米兰,不老男神C罗晒出日常,伯纳乌肥宅阿扎尔坦白超重,“大嘴”拉伊奥拉实力撕X,凯帕晋身英超摄政王。精彩不断,欢乐多多,国外小伙伴们也拿出了最大的热情嬉笑调侃,下面就由小编来为大家分享快乐吧!

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国外也有段子手:没什么是一场拳击解决不了的,如果有就两场

BVB-oeli(多特蒙德球迷):我靠,第一个跑到萨拉赫身边庆祝的居然是阿利松!(lol Alisson first to celebrate with him.)

SurreptitiousNoun(利物浦球迷):可能其他人都累成狗了。(Rest of the team is probably tired as fuck.)

PuckdaFackers(吃瓜球迷):反正整场也没事儿干,只当是做点儿有氧了。(Hasn't had to do anything all night, might as well get a bit of cardio in.)

国外也有段子手:没什么是一场拳击解决不了的,如果有就两场

Nyhrox(曼联球迷):瞧这身板儿,我健身卡何在?(That's it, where's my gym membership card?)

P-M(吃瓜球迷):原来阿利松百米冲刺就是奔着半裸型男去的,可以理解,可以理解。(Sprinted 100 meters just to hug a shirtless Salah. Don't blame him.)

A_NewYorker(切尔西球迷):说实在的为什么很多人都惊讶于萨拉赫的身材?他可是一线球星。(Yeah seriously why is everyone surprised one of the Star footballers is in shape?)

Legendarycarnage(曼联球迷):因为我们每周看到的都是大英帝星卢克-肖。(We see Luke Shaw week in week out mate.)

国外也有段子手:没什么是一场拳击解决不了的,如果有就两场

Juicydicken(曼联球迷):阿利松比林加德的助攻还多了。(Alison has more assists than lingard this season.)

Muhruhwuh(利物浦球迷):真是个既有趣又悲伤的故事。(This is both funny and sad at the same time.)

brownbreaks(利物浦球迷):然而我只觉得有趣。(I just think it’s funny.)

Muhruhwuh(利物浦球迷):我可没说五五开,有趣也就占九成吧。(Yeah, I didn’t say it’s an even split! 90:10 in favour of funny.)

BigBoiRambo(吃瓜球迷):丹尼尔-詹姆斯追防萨拉赫像极了在生活中面对种种难题的我——有心而无力。(Dan James tackling Salah is me tackling my life problems.)

ifcarscouldspeak(利物浦球迷):我觉得还是马蒂奇有大将风范,散着步回追,静静看着小家伙儿徒劳地回追。(Even better was Matic just jogging back, watching James try and fail.)

goofygoober2(利物浦球迷):多么酷炫的助攻啊!(What an assist by the big man.)

ozzist(吃瓜球迷):拖后组织核心型门将。(He's a very deep lying playmaker.)

egzon27(吃瓜球迷):绝对是最拖后的。(Deepest lying playmaker.)

87x(吃瓜球迷):正所谓门线型组织核心。(Goal lying playmaker.)

巴尔韦德下课,塞蒂恩接任

vivalastjimmy(巴萨球迷):真不敢相信,索帅居然比巴尔韦德和波切蒂诺还能熬!(Can’t believe Ole outlasted both Valverde and Pochettino)

cuba_gooding(吃瓜球迷):他将是下一个弗格森,无冠版本的。(He will be the next Fergie for MU. just without trophy)。

Aslan27(巴萨球迷):哪位科普一下谁是塞蒂恩?(Can anyone provide any insight on Quique Setien)

Karimbravo(皇马球迷):控球战术大师,虽然手上一个冠军都没有。(Plays good possession football. Haven't won anything yet though.)

Phineasfogg(吃瓜球迷):孩子,对于你们屡次被逆转我感同身受。好消息是你们将拥有99%的控球率,坏消息是最后你们还是得输一个。(If you're having remontada problems I feel bad for you son, you'll have 95% possession and still lose by one.)

Iycan_the_dog(巴萨球迷):同九义,汝何秀。(I wish I could give you gold man.)

阿扎尔承认夏季超重,但表示当时自己在休假

Avocadoor(切尔西球迷):我只希望他结束马德里的休假后赶紧回来。(Hope he can still carry us after he finish his vacation from Madrid.)

RamesMadrid(皇马球迷):好吧好吧,但是结束休假后别表现得还像个休假的。(Fair enough but when you aren’t on vacation you better not seem like you were on vacation.)

harrythemay(吃瓜球迷):生命本就是死亡前的一段休假。(Life is a vacation from death.)

ceeduu(巴萨球迷):不不不,死亡是生命结束后的一段休假。(No. Death is vacation from life.)

OsyTP(吃瓜球迷):是是是,你们说的都对。(Of course, it's both.)

tHe_man_M(吃瓜球迷):说得我都想休个假了。(so I guess I need a vacation.)

C罗晒出日常:小憩五次,一日六餐,食材以鱼为主,另有相当比重的鸡肉,牛油果吐司作为零食,晚上保证8小时睡眠,训练包括高强度的健身房训练、游泳和普拉提。

hennny(曼联球迷):吃那么多鱼,一天还睡五次?C罗是只猫么?(Eats mostly fish and naps 5 times a day? Is Ronaldo a cat?)

kieranfitz(吃瓜球迷):怎么可能?猫多么傲娇,多么敏捷,蹦得还高。。。。。。等等,好吧,他就是只猫。(No cats are also vain, agile, good at jumping.........wait......yeah never mind, he's a cat.)

famasfilms(吃瓜球迷):睡眠=恢复。(Sleep = recovery.)

MaradonaPisstest(吃瓜球迷):我怎么记得埃辛说过他一天睡12个小时。(I think Michael Essien said he slept 12 hours a day.)

Urimori(吃瓜球迷):至少我们知道登贝莱为什么老受伤了,那小子玩《堡垒之夜》能玩到凌晨两点。(Then we know why Dembele gets injured all the time playing fortnite at 2 AM.)

unnai123(阿森纳球迷):我猜贝尔日常是吃一餐,睡一觉,其余时间打高尔夫。(So Bale eat one time (one fish) , nap one time and the rest is golf.)

Spencer_Nolan_Rice(阿森纳球迷):巧了,我也是除了吃就是睡。(I also spend my time eating and taking naps.)

pure_black99(利物浦球迷):所以你的五座金球呢?(Where are your five Ballon D'ors?)

Squall1990(吃瓜球迷):我猜梅西的日常是这样的:睡到自然醒,吃点隔夜饭,喝一听可乐,逗一会儿孩子,看会儿电视,然后可能会踢会儿球。(Messi's routine.. wakes up whenever, eats left overs from night before, drinks a can of coke, plays with his kids, watches some tv, maybeee trains.)

Croatia(吃瓜球迷):而且肯定是百事可乐。(Woah man, Messi drinks Pepsi. 注:百事可乐由梅西代言。)

拉伊奥拉:“我再也不会将任何球员送去曼联,就算是马拉多纳、贝利或是马尔蒂尼,也会被他们毁掉。保罗(博格巴)需要的是2012-13赛季的尤文图斯那样的环境。”

juanmaaa10(吃瓜球迷):干脆安排一场三德子 vs 拉伊奥拉的拳击赛,一了百了。(let's settle this with a ed woodward Vs mino raiola boxing match.)

ionised(曼联球迷):业余五回合体重不限制级对抗。(5 rounds catchweight division.)

pakiIronman(狼队球迷):规则是开脸护具,不带手套,不计点数,KO获胜。(10 ounce headguards, no gloves. Someones getting knocked out.)

Ryo720(曼联球迷):但愿今年打平明年好安排二番战。(Draw at the first math then rematch next year.)

AlphaPi(切尔西球迷):一定要让弗格森解说,迈克-迪恩当裁判。(Only if fergie commentates and mike dean is ref.)

切尔西0-1负于纽卡斯尔联后,凯帕以55.4%的扑救成功率荣登英超摄政王,并在欧洲七大联赛共132位门将中居于倒数第五

dark-ent(吃瓜球迷):幸亏车子当年保持冷静然后和他签了一份七年的合同。(Lucky they didn’t do something stupid and sign him on a seven year contract.)

i-am-dan(阿森纳球迷):我是彻底佛了,7年的合同啊,这经纪人太牛X了!(That's my favourite fact still. 7 years, he must have a bloody good agent!)

伊布回归米兰

RonBurgundyNot(皇马球迷):现在就差阿德里亚诺了。(Now all we need is an Adriano regen. 注:伊布曾说自己合作过的最强搭档是阿德。)

GarethSouthgate(吃瓜球迷):嗯是的,可以期盼另一位米兰传奇回归了。。。路易斯-阿德里亚诺。(Time for the return of another Milan legend then ... LUIZ ADRIANO.)

codespyder(曼城球迷):帕托:”嗨伙计们,你们需要我的话,我分分钟就能归队。“”嘿我知道你们收到信息了,因为信息都显示已读了!!“帕托随后说道。(Pato: “hey guys im ready hmu if u need me”Also Pato: “i kno u guys saw my msg i can see the blue checkmarks!!”)

至此,本期的“国外也有段子手”就告一段落了。望大家在欢度佳节的同时继续关注你懂,关注本栏目,我们也会竭尽全力搜寻美好瞬间,这份快乐让我们一起分享。



(注:来源如注明,足球直播网_足球比分_英超直播_世界杯直播_欧洲杯直播,编辑:音腾)
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